Waldorf And Statler On A Bench

For Crosti (crosti@dislateazulgrana.com)

"In this treacherous world, nothing is true or a lie, everything looks crystal color the beholder ".

In the afternoon yesterday, to understand what was the thing, the keyword, no doubt, was "outrage" , used this set with a voice and getting angry face (or PASP).

nonsense correspondent at the stadium Azulgrana Chiquero Camilo was able to gather the following evidence:

- "I am outraged" said the boss of Club Atlético San Lorenzo de Almagro, the skilled negotiator (almost Nato) Charles Bardo Romualdo.

- "Y ... yes ... of course, is outrageous for the first time in 103 years of life of our beloved club, people not able to be supporting the team!" , played the recorder.

- "What? Jajajajaaaa ... nahhh ... that sucks me a genital ... I am angry because the camera ñembotavy director of Public TV was spent doing close-ups and posters did not look static, as he should, for 3 minutes 8 seconds 2 Redeem roughly timed as I could, Mboro! "

Confused, our informant consulted bright DT, 2nd. Riojano putead more ... more ... more vendehum wagon ... well, this:

- "I am outraged" said one.

- "It must be hard having to play in empty stadium, without the support of the glorious, right?" , asked the Dislanotero.

- "Jajajjjajajajaaa,, Naaaaahhh ... Not there! What is outrageous is that this party of orto put on the same schedule as in the final of the Copa del Rey! Ahhhh ... I wish I lead the Barca ...! By putting 6 or 7 quality reinforcements form a team ... tremendous! "

Stunned, the reporter continued his course in search of evidence ... It was the turn of a recognized member of the flock of journalists Supporters (PP) who, unbuttoning the top button of his trousers, while belching and flatulence downloaded (in unison), declared:

- "I'm outraged!"

- "Well then ... Do you sympathize with the fan, right?"

- "Why ...? Did something happen? I thought there were few people ... I imagine the working day ... picketing ... a lot of traffic ... ahead of long weekend ... what do I know ... My anger goes for the attack on press freedom suffered in the bostanera ... We came roquefort canapes tray, the "pinheads" ham and cheese were out of oven and asked Coca-Lola common Diet and brought me! So, NO! So, NO! Damn! Shit! "

- " Bu ... but ... But people did not let go! Do not have anything to say?? "

- " Yes ... of course ... I sympathize with Floresta Sanzone, who was not allowed to enter ... The kid will be gay ... But All is not lost a game of Crow! ! "

already mounted on his horse "anger", our reporter tried to find common sense in the players. This was how he passed the goalkeeper holder, and this he snapped:

- "I am outraged"

- "Well ... At last! I imagine you'll be outraged at the mistreatment suffered by the family of Ramon Arambula, who did no or a poor tribute to the ninguneo the fan, or the pathetic performance of you, right?? "

- "What gasp? Cat! I am outraged that the peeling Silvia I wanted to give his shirt signed! "

After that, our correspondent decided to end the day and far to join the chorus of" outraged " began to think where those values \u200b\u200bhave been added that had the Cuervo being, and ... Why let a band of unscrupulous put us in this situation?

the Pipi Do you play on Sunday?